The Longlease Bernese Mountains Dogs Humour Page

With thanks to Carole Kaye for these fun pics

Kids that look like their dogs!

child and dog


Like child like dog


Like child like dog

With many thanks to Willem Wijnberg for this fun pic of sleepy cats

sleepy cats

And to John and Barbara Cribb for these kittens with a message!

thin cats or fat cats?

Coffee Cat?

Wild cat?

laughing cats

Wassup? Kitten

stressed cat

Happy Easter
with love from Coral and David Denis

Happy Easter Berner

Number One Reason to buy the Warranty!
(with thanks to Chris & Herb Baker)


"I'm sooooo..... tired!"
(with thanks to Judy Fender)

so tired

From Chris and Herb Baker
In the meantime Cat Dana practices his soon to give speech to the United States Congress, in front of a few 'faux Berners', who actually might pay more attention than the 'suited people up on the hill in Washington D.C.'...........

Dana the cat talks to the 'faux' Berners

With thanks to Willem and Liz

SMILING is infectious,
You catch it like the flu
When someone SMILED at me today, I started SMILING too
I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin
When he SMILED, I realized I'd passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile, then realized its worth,
A single SMILE just like mine could travel 'round the earth.
So if you feel a SMILE begin, don't leave it undetected.


Smiling cat

Thanks to Coral Dennis
"When Animals Go Bad"

Bad Dog!

Punk cat

Camels rebel?

Make war not love?

More punks?

Big yawn!!

Animals rebel

These pics with thanks to Willem Wijnberg

Cat a posing

I love my teddy.


If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook it when people take things out on you when,

through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things ...........

Then you are probably the family dog!


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