The Dangers of using Berners to
breed Designer Dogs
with thanks to Enena for this fun pic
Berner in Tree
"Arrow the dog is making headlines after being trapped in a
tree. Apparently, the Bernese Mountain Dog loves to climb trees.
Late last week, Arrow climbed a little too high and got
stuck. City Police, Fire, and Bylaw officers were called to the
scene to help free Arrow who was 8-9 feet up. Smaller
branches were cut away while two officers supported the dog. The
Jaws of Life had to be used to free the dogs head. The dog
sensing it was about to free started moving around causing it to
fall out of the tree. A firefighter managed to catch him in time.
Arrow was happy and uninjured. When CHAT went to get some shots of
Arrow today, the dog was perched in his favorite tree!"
Do Berners Shed?
think Brenda Berkin's photo has the indisputable evidence. Michael
are really good... They were successful with me .. after only a very
few tries at each of these tricks
... Michael OHara
Whether you own a dog or
not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
Read the sales pitch below!
Dog For Sale Free to good
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to
feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves,
murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho
a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of
triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the
pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny
size, they died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger, after
recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health,
although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the
loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression.
The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another
mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many
other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there
were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning
mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never
been tried in a zoo environment.
Sometimes a mother of one
species will take on the care of a different species. The only
'orphans' that could be found quickly were a litter of weanling
pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and
placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or
Take a look...
Now, please tell me one
more time...... Why can't the rest of the world get along?
Two of the
greatest qualities in life are:
PLEASE HURRY......... GOTTA
The Duckling and the Puppy
for the video clip of these critturs at play!:-))
Why Dogs Bite Their Owners!
He had just saved her
from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the
house into her front yard, and then continued to fight the fire.
She is pregnant.
When he finally got done
putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest.
A photographer from the
Charlotte, North Carolina newspaper, "The Observer,"
noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman.
He saw her walking
straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do.
As he raised his camera,
she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of
her babies, and kissed him, just as the photographer snapped this
And people say animals
HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY
One of the pups in a
breeder's litter of collies had a strange appetite,
fostered no doubt,
because the dog fancier's kennel was deep in the southern United
The odd youngster spurned regular dog food,
no meaty tid-bits could tempt him and he hated dog biscuits.
Just in time to save the
little dog's life, the owner found he would eat nothing but melons.
He doted on them.
His brother pups could
not understand this and they teased him unmercifully.
became the butt of their pranks until his tail would droop and he
would whimper and shiver in a corner.
His mother, trying to
comfort him, called him to her
"Come to me,
my Melon....... collie......... baby."
A couple has a dog that
snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to
see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around
the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!"
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as
usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to
herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and
ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog
stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and
begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work
on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue
ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it
also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the
bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the
mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very
confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red
ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks
at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were .... or
what we did ... but, by God ... We took first and second place."
Warning: UK bird flu - first
How to tell you're speeding!
"You're Driving Too
New Use for the x- pen
Herb Baker in his X-Pen
protecting himself from all the dogs after knee surgery
with thanks to Willem
Blonde pole dancer
With thanks to Herb Baker
Best Positions in Bed
These Speak for themselves!
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